Jack Layton
Jack Layton looks like he's trying to be Vladimir Ilyich Lenin every day, but he's just a bald, short guy who doesn't know what he's doing.
Jack Layton, why do you look like Vladimir Ilyich Lenin? You're just a bald, short guy.
Jack Layton, your Lenin impression is terrible and you're just a loser.
Jack Layton, you're trying to be Lenin but you're just a bald, short guy.