Jack Kufferman
Jack Kufferman, or ‘Big Dick Nick’ as he’s also called, is a meaty man with a leg so strong it could kick your face off. He ran faster than a donkey on meth and fights with swords like he’s mad.
Jack texted me: 'I just kicked a donkey on meth and won.'
He DM’d me: 'I fought a sword guy and he cried.'
He posted: 'I ran faster than a donkey on meth.'