JACK KNIFING THE SUN
Three people in a mansion. Everyone naked. The sun is shining through a long hallway. Someone moonlights the cheese of the sun to split the asshole wide open. The other person, 40 feet away, has a hard-on and starts f***ing.
My cousin did jack knifing the sun in his uncle's mansion. The sun was so bright, it felt like it was f***ing me through the wall.
My friend’s mom tried jack knifing the sun. She split the cheese so wide, the sun nearly f***ed her back.
I saw two guys in a mansion. The sun was shining through the hallway. One had an erection. The other mooned the cheese. It was like a f***ing solar eclipse.