JACK KNIFING THE SUN
Naked people in a big house. The sun is at one end of the hall. The moon spreads the cheese of the sun. The other person, 40 feet away, gets an erection and starts f***ing through the hole.
My neighbor’s kid did jack knifing the sun in the mansion. The sun was so exposed, it looked like it had a hard-on too.
My sister mooned the cheese of the sun so hard, the other person started f***ing through the hole like it was a f***ing portal.
I tried jack knifing the sun. The sun didn’t like it. It turned red and started f***ing me back.