Jack Kerouac - Jack Kerouac is when you’re so turned on by a book that you

Jack Kerouac is when you’re so turned on by a book that you start jacking off in a public library. You don’t care if people see you.

I was doing it in the middle of the library. A kid asked me if I was okay. I said I was just being a Jack Kerouac.

I got caught by the librarian. She said I was making the book blush.

I did it in front of my teacher. She gave me a D for being too much.