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Jack Kanoff is like a dirty joke that you tell to yourself in the shower and it makes you laugh and also get hard.

My mom called me Jack Kanoff during a family dinner and I spilled my juice.

I texted my crush 'Jack Kanoff' and he replied with a photo of a banana.

My teacher called me Jack Kanoff in front of the whole class and I had to run to the bathroom.