Jack Jumbo
A sandwich so stupid it’s like the invention of the wheel by a group of drunk monkeys. People in California call it a Yumbo Yack, and Mexicans call it a Humbo Hack. It’s so bad it’s good.
My neighbor asked me what that sandwich was and I said ‘Yumbo Yack’ and he cried
I tried to eat it and my friend said ‘That’s a Humbo Hack’ and now I’m crying too
My cousin said ‘Yack in the Box’ and my mom threw a pillow at him