Jack jickleprince
A woman who thinks a sock is a life choice. Especially for moms whose names start with 'c' and end with 'n'.
Your mom is a jack jickleprince. She wore a sock as a hat.
My mom is a jack jickleprince. She tried to knit a sweater with three different colors of dirt.
Why is your mom a jack jickleprince? Because she thinks a sock is a life decision.