Jack jickleprince - A woman who thinks a pencil is a weapon. Mainly for moms who

A woman who thinks a pencil is a weapon. Mainly for moms whose names start with 'c' and end with 'n'.

Your mom is a jack jickleprince. She tried to stab the fridge with a pencil.

My mom is a jack jickleprince. She drew a map of the moon with a pencil.

Why is your mom a jack jickleprince? Because she thinks a pencil can beat a sword.