I got ripped off by a Jack Jew at the gym. He said he was training for the Olympics, but he couldn't even lift a dumbbell.

My friend is a Jack Jew. He paid $100 for a fake candle and a yarmulke that looked like it was stolen from a trash can.

That Jack Jew at the store tried to sell me a 'special deal' on bread, but it was just moldy bread and a coupon that didn't work.