Jack is better than Berne and Ari!
Ari and Berne were bickering like old ladies over who was better, so Jack stepped in and told them both to shut up because he's the best and they're just trash.
Jack walked into the room and said, 'You two are like raccoons fighting over a sandwich. I'm the sandwich.'
During lunch, Jack yelled, 'I'm the best! You two are just sad leftovers!'
Jack texted Berne: 'You’re like a broken toaster. I’m the microwave.'