Jack in the Box surprise
Years ago, Jack in the Box had these dumb characters that came with free stuff. You'd get a balloon or a toy if you were lucky. The characters were all forgettable.
I got the Jack character once. He was just a stick figure in a box. Boring.
The Hambugermeister was a guy who dressed like a burger. He was weird.
I got a free onion ring. It was just a ring. Not even a good one.