Jack in the Box surprise
Back when Jack in the Box was still cool, they gave out random crap like balloons and toys. The characters were dumb, like the Secret Sauce Agent. You never knew what you'd get.
I got the Onion Ring Thing. It was just a ring. I threw it away.
The Small Fry was a tiny kid. He had no personality.
I got a balloon. It popped. I cried.