Jack In The BeJesus - It’s like Jack In The Box but with Jesus. The fish is there.

It’s like Jack In The Box but with Jesus. The fish is there. It’s like God’s trying to make a sandwich but he failed.

I got a sandwich from Jack In The BeJesus and it fell apart. Like my life.

My dog ate my Jack In The BeJesus meal. He’s now a holy dog.

Jack In The BeJesus gave me a meal that was so bad, I called my mom.