Jack-In-A-Box
When you jerk off in your cubicle while your boss is staring at you like he’s about to kill you.
I got caught Jack-in-a-Box at work. My boss looked like he was about to rip my head off.
My coworker Jack-in-a-Box during the meeting. He got fired.
I was Jack-in-a-Box in the break room. No one noticed.