Jack-Husky
They're not real fans. They just yell at Cougars fans and swear at them. They think they're the best because they wear a shirt. They have no idea what they're talking about, but they still think they're cool.
'I'm a real fan! I wear a shirt! You're not!'
'Cougars? They're just a joke! We're the best team ever!'
'I don't even go to college, but I know more about football than you!'