Jack-Husky
They're not real fans. They just wear a shirt and shout nonsense. They swear a lot, get mad when they lose, and act like they're the team. Their only connection is that their cousin went to UW in 1998.
'I'm a Husky fan! I wear the shirt! I know more than you!'
'You don't know what you're talking about! I'm a real fan!'
'My cousin went to UW, so I'm a real fan! You're not!'