Jack hunt
Jack hunts are the kind of people who think they're funny, but they're not. They make fun of your beliefs, think they're good at games, and can't stop watching Indian videos. If they like you, they'll buy you stuff, but only because they're cheap and want you to leave them alone.
He told my mom her god was 'just a guy in a robe' and then asked me to fight him in the hallway.
He watched an Indian video for two hours and said it was 'the best thing ever.'
He bought me a soda, but only because he wanted me to stop talking.