Jack hunt
Jack hunts are like bad teachers who think they're the best. They never shut up, think they're funny, and are always watching those Indian videos. They're rich but act like they're poor. If they like you, they'll buy you a snack, but it's probably expired.
He kept telling me my religion was 'weak' and then asked me to explain it to his dog.
He posted a video of a cat doing yoga to Indian music and called it 'life-changing.'
He gave me a snack, but it had mold and he didn't care.