Jack Hoffa
Jack Hoffa is a made-up name that’s worse than a bad hair day. It’s like Jimmy Hoffa got run over by a donut truck and then cursed the whole city.
My teacher said, 'You're acting like Jack Hoffa!' I said, 'I’d rather be a donut.'
My brother called me Jack Hoffa and I kicked him out of my room.
My dog barked at me and said, 'Jack Hoffa!' I said, 'I’m not your enemy.'