Jack Hoffa
Jack Hoffa is a fake name that’s like a bad dream. It’s like Jimmy Hoffa got hit by a pizza and then ran away screaming.
My dad said, 'You're the worst, Jack Hoffa!' I said, 'I’d rather be a pizza.'
My friend said, 'You look like Jack Hoffa!' I said, 'I look like a sad pizza that got stepped on.'
My neighbor yelled at me and said, 'Jack Hoffa!' I yelled back, 'I’m not your problem!'