Jack Hills
Jack Hills is where the people are so lazy and dumb they think chewing tobacco is a hobby and they argue about which truck is the best, like it matters.
My uncle spends all day arguing with his cousin about whether a Ford is better than a Chevy.
My cousin got fired because he didn’t know how to use a calculator and thought it was a new type of phone.
My neighbor thinks the best way to spend the day is to sit on a couch outside and drink Coors Light.