Jack Herman
Jack Herman is a walking disaster who thinks he’s the main event. He’s like a piece of expired meat, stinks up the room and no one wants to be near him.
He posted a tweet saying he was 'the best ever,' but his mom replied with 'He was the best ever at being a disaster.'
He told me he was 'extra ugly' but I saw him wearing a shirt that looked like it had been through a war.
He bragged about his 'big ego' until I showed him my cat, and he ran away like it was going to eat him.