Jack Herman
Jack Herman is a total waste of space who thinks he’s the center of the universe. He’s like a kid who thinks he’s the king of the playground, but everyone else is just laughing at him behind his back.
He posted a DM saying he was 'the best ever,' but I told him I had a better version of him in my closet.
He told me he was 'extra ugly' but I saw him in the mirror and he looked like a raccoon with a bad hair day.
He said he was 'eye burning' but I gave him a look that made his eyes shut for a minute.