Jack Hasabigpenis

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A guy with a penis so big it could make a donkey cry, he uses it to poke old grannies and steal their life savings. His parents gave him Viagra before he could walk.
Jack walked into the bank, and the teller fainted before he even opened his mouth.
He challenged a man to a penis duel and won by accident.
He texted his grandma: 'I'm coming to visit. Bring the cash.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack has a penis so long it could be used as a ladder. He robs old ladies by poking them and taking their money. His parents are basically his own personal drug dealers.
He walked into a nursing home and left with a wallet and a broken heart.
He told a cop he was just 'checking on his grandma.' The cop never came back.
He used his penis as a measuring stick for the whole town.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy with a meaty member so big it could be called a weapon. He robs old grannies by poking them until they give him their cash. His parents gave him a lifetime supply of hard drugs.
He showed up at the bank and the manager called 911 before he said anything.
He used his penis as a bat to knock out a thief.
He sent a text: 'I'm coming to town. Bring the money or I'll bring the pain.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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