Jack-hag
A Jack-hag is a girl who can’t tell a real Michael Jackson from a guy in a wig and a sequin shirt and will date them anyway.
She married the guy who did the moonwalk at the bar. He didn’t know how to dance.
She texted the guy who wore a Jackson costume at the concert. He was just a kid with a sequin shirt.
She tried to kiss the guy in the library who wore a Jackson wig. He threw a book at her.