jack-grease
Jack-grease is the greasy substitute for a girl’s love. It’s cheap, it’s messy, and it’s the only thing that’ll stop you from tearing your skin off during a long night of self-love.
Jack-grease is the reason I’m still alive. I tried to live without it once. I almost died.
I used jack-grease for my date night. My girlfriend left me for a man who uses real lube.
Jack-grease is my best friend. It’s also my ex.