Jack Gibbons
Jack Gibbons is a lightweight who can't hold his liquor. He gets so wasted he ends up doing stupid stuff like kissing random people on the dance floor.
He kissed a guy in the club and said it was 'a romantic move.'
He tried to talk to a girl but just said, 'I like your hair.' Then passed out.
He got so drunk he tried to talk to a DJ and said, 'I know more about music than you.'