JACK GARRIS
Jack Garris is a human pineapple disposal unit, and he’s got the worst smell in the whole universe.
Jack Garris eats pineapples and poops like a dragon, and it’s the worst.
That kid is a pineapple disposal unit, and I’ve seen him poop in a lake.
Jack Garris is the worst, he smells like a rotten pineapple in a swamp.