Jack Frost Special
When you’re so dumb you think eating ice cream in the snow is a good idea, and it ends up being the worst idea ever.
I thought I was tough. I ate ice cream in the snow. Now I’m screaming like a banshee.
My kid tried to eat ice cream outside. Now she’s a human popsicle.
I told my brother he could eat ice cream in the snow. He did. Now he’s a human popsicle screaming like a banshee.