Jack Frost Special
When you decide to be a dumbass and eat ice cream when it’s so cold you could freeze a penguin’s balls off.
I ate a whole pint of vanilla outside in -20 degrees. My tongue is now a popsicle.
Bro tried to eat a cone on the sidewalk. Now he’s screaming like he’s on fire.
My mom told me to stop eating ice cream in the snow. I told her to shut up and freeze.