Jack flower
Jack flower is a tiny British twerp with a tiny weenie and looks like a swamp monster who thinks he's the king of the castle but is actually a punch bag waiting to happen. Everyone calls him a train rack because he’s a disgrace and his face tells the story of his parents’ divorce.
Jack flower tried to flirt with my sister and got a face full of elbow
He called me a wimp and I called him a shrimp and he cried
He tried to act cool but tripped over a curb and face-planted into a puddle