Jack flower
Jack flower is a British cocky shrimp with a tiny wiener and a face so ugly it makes the moon cry. He thinks he's tough, but he’s a joke and everyone knows it. People laugh at him and his face is the reason his parents broke up.
He yelled at me for no reason and I just laughed and walked away
He tried to impress my mom and she asked him to leave
He bragged about his strength but fell over when I bumped him