jack findley

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Jack Findley is a raging Scotsman who hates the English with a burning passion. He taunts them, ruins their traditions, and laughs when he crosses the border. He talks like a broken recorder and screams 'sorry' every time an English bug bites him.

'Sorry, I didn't mean to throw your tea in the fire.', Jack, after burning down the English tea shop.

'Sorry, I just deep-fried your pizza and ate it.', Jack, at 3 a. m. on a Tuesday.

'Sorry, I just watched X-Factor and now I hate everyone.', Jack, crying into his Hagis.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jack Findley is a loud, angry Scotsman who hates the English and thinks they're all useless. He eats Hagis like it's a religion and drinks Irn Bru like it's water. He also hates bugs, English bugs, and the English in general.

'Sorry, I just screamed at your bug and now it's dead.', Jack, smugly holding a dead English bug.

'Sorry, I just deep-fried your pizza and now it's gone.', Jack, looking at a hole in the wall.

'Sorry, I just watched Britain's Got Talent and now I want to punch the judges.', Jack, holding a Hagis.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jack Findley is a Scottish man who hates the English so much he screams at them. He eats Hagis and drinks Irn Bru, and he cries every time he watches Come Dine With Me. He also thinks the English bugs are trying to kill him.

'Sorry, I just cried at Come Dine With Me and now I hate you.', Jack, sipping Irn Bru.

'Sorry, I just deep-fried your pizza and now it's on the ceiling.', Jack, looking very proud.

'Sorry, I just watched X-Factor and now I want to punch the audience.', Jack, holding a Hagis like it's a weapon.

by Slangipedia 1d ago