Jack Esquire
Jack Esquire was a top pop star who had everything, tunes, looks, and a life. But he blew it by getting wasted, doing drugs, and turning into a smelly, bald, green-faced mess who now lives in a flat and cries at night.
"Jack Esquire used to be a rockstar. Now he’s a green, bald, sad blob who cries in the dark like a kicked puppy.", @ShrekFanatic
"He used to be hot. Now he looks like he stepped out of a sewer and forgot to take a shower.", @OldLesbianTeacher
"I saw him eating a steak bake like it was the last meal on Earth. Poor thing.", @BakeLover2000