Jack Esquire
Jack Esquire was a big-time star in the 90s who made hits like Better Place and Another Chance. But he went downhill when he started hanging out with druggies and drunks, and now he’s a fat, smelly, washed-up mess who looks like a green, bearded old lady.
"Jack Esquire? That guy smells like a dead dog in a sock. I saw him eating a steak bake like it was a life-or-death situation.", @BakeHater420
"He used to be a heartthrob. Now he’s a greasy, green-faced sad sack who cries in the corner like a baby.", @DaiAIsGone
"If I see that green blob again, I’m throwing a steak bake at him. I don’t care if it hits him in the back.", @JamieTheRude