Jack Elliott

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Ramblin’ Jack Elliott is the king of folk music who somehow made Woody Guthrie and Bob Dylan look like beginners. He’s got the guitar skills of a god and the brainpower of a genius, but he still can’t stop talking about his tiny weenie.
'I taught Dylan everything he knows, and he still couldn’t handle my weenie.'
'I’m the bridge between Guthrie and Dylan, and I still have time to make fun of both of them.'
'I’ve got a flatpick and a big mouth, and I use both of them a lot.'
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Jack Elliott is a brainy guy with a tiny weenie who acts like he’s too good for prom. He loves Valorie Ford but is too scared to ask her. He also hates Jews and blacks, which is weird for someone so smart.
'I love Valorie Ford, but I’m too scared to ask her to prom. I’m a baby.'
'I’m not racist. I’m just really good at it.'
'I’ve got a brain the size of a football and a weenie the size of a pebble.'
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