Jack Duffy
Jack Duffy is a smelly, cocky guy who thinks he's the king of the world. If you annoy him, he'll beat the hell out of you with a stick and call you a pile of wet dog crap.
He called me a wet dog pile after I stole his sandwich.
He beat me with a stick because I laughed at his bad joke.
He told me I was a pile of wet dog crap in front of the whole school.