Jack Donnelly
A Jack Donnelly is probably Irish and has a brain the size of a basketball. But all Jack Donnellys are tall, jacked, and probably play basketball or volleyball like it’s their job. They’re nice guys, but they’ll still laugh at your dumb jokes at parties.
"You think you’re smart? I’ve got a brain the size of a basketball, and I still let you talk me into playing volleyball."
"He’s tall, he’s jacked, and he still lets me win at basketball. What’s not to love?"
"At the party, he laughed so hard at my joke, I thought he was gonna throw up."