jack diddly dipshit

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A jack diddly dipshit is a human who acts like they’re brainless and never gets anything right, but somehow still manages to be annoyingly clueless without trying.
My math teacher is a jack diddly dipshit. He thought 2 + 2 was 5 and cried when I got it right.
My friend’s dog is a jack diddly dipshit. It chewed up my homework and then fell asleep on it.
My mom is a jack diddly dipshit. She told me to clean my room, then sat on it and said it was fine.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A jack diddly dipshit is someone so dumb they don’t even know they’re dumb, and they keep doing dumb things like wearing socks with sandals.
My cousin is a jack diddly dipshit. He wore a hat inside a house and said it was for style.
My neighbor is a jack diddly dipshit. She tried to plant a tree in the kitchen and called it a garden.
My brother is a jack diddly dipshit. He tried to cook and burned the toast, then said it was ‘charred art.’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A jack diddly dipshit is a person who does everything wrong but still thinks they’re the best at everything and everyone else is a failure.
My dad is a jack diddly dipshit. He thought he could fix the TV by putting it in the fridge and calling it ‘cooling it down.’
My teacher is a jack diddly dipshit. She failed me for spelling ‘cat’ as ‘c a t’ and said I was lazy.
My friend is a jack diddly dipshit. He tried to build a fort out of cereal boxes and called it ‘The Crisp Castle.’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A jack diddly dipshit is someone who is stupid, lazy, and somehow still manages to be the most confident person in the room.
My friend is a jack diddly dipshit. He fell out of a tree and said it was a ‘controlled descent.’
My brother is a jack diddly dipshit. He tried to do a backflip and landed on his face, then said it was ‘a new style.’
My neighbor is a jack diddly dipshit. She tried to mow the lawn and ended up mowing her own head.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A jack diddly dipshit is someone who’s so dumb they think they’re smart and still manage to be the worst at everything.
My teacher is a jack diddly dipshit. She told us the sky was green and called it ‘advanced science.’
My mom is a jack diddly dipshit. She tried to make pizza and used ketchup instead of cheese.
My friend is a jack diddly dipshit. He tried to sing a song and said it was ‘a masterpiece.’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A jack diddly dipshit is someone who doesn’t know what’s going on, but still thinks they’re the best and everyone else is an idiot.
My dad is a jack diddly dipshit. He tried to fix the internet by unplugging the phone and calling it ‘a reset.’
My brother is a jack diddly dipshit. He tried to ride a bike and fell off, then said it was ‘a training session.’
My friend is a jack diddly dipshit. He tried to draw a cat and made a square with legs.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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