Jack Denny - Jack Denny is a fag who’s clever but has the face of a used

Jack Denny is a fag who’s clever but has the face of a used sock and a heart that’s too big for his body.

Jack Denny tried to explain calculus to me. I cried. He cried. It was a tragedy.

I saw Jack Denny in the hallway. He looked like he just lost a bet with a raccoon.

Jack Denny has a brain the size of a football, but his face is the size of a pizza.