Jack Deahler - A basic Tequila and soda that looks like it was poured by a

A basic Tequila and soda that looks like it was poured by a blind drunk with a broken elbow.

I drank a Jack Deahler so bad, my dog ran away from me.

That drink was so plain, even the bar got tired of looking at it.

My brother tried to make a Jack Deahler, and it looked like he was crying into a glass.