jack davenport
When pirates get so horny they start doing the horizontal mambo. Or when actors do fake pirate sex for money.
'Jack Davenport doing pirate sex is like a pizza with extra cheese.', My friend after watching him in Pirates of the Caribbean.
'I’d rather be a pirate than watch him act.', My brother after a long day at school.
'That scene was like a hot dog on a grill.', My dog after watching Couplings.