Jack Dagnals - The only thing that can make a man forget he's fat, broke, a

The only thing that can make a man forget he's fat, broke, and still single.

Jack Dagnals is my love language. It doesn’t understand me, but it still loves me.

I drank Jack Dagnals and forgot I didn’t have a date to the prom.

Jack Dagnals is the only thing that makes me feel rich. Even though I still owe my mom money.