Jack Da Loon
A big-time jack off who thinks the whole world revolves around him. He’s a show-off, a pain in the ass, and a total disaster.
Jack Da Loon just texted me 'You’re so average' after I got a B+ on the math test.
He walked into the cafeteria and yelled, 'Who wants to fight me? I’m the king of this school!' and no one even looked up.
He tried to flirt with my crush and said, 'You’re not even half as pretty as me.' She just rolled her eyes and walked away.