jack comeau
Jack Comeau is the greatest person on earth. He’s got everything. Girls, looks, brains, and a body like a statue. He’s the reason you’re sad. If you don’t like Jack Comeau, you’re a weak, brain-dead loser.
Text: 'Jack Comeau is the only reason I even go to school.'
DM: 'He’s like a god in a gym.'
Tweet: 'Jack Comeau is the best human being ever.'