jack cohen
A loud, messy kid who thinks he's the center of the universe
He spilled his whole juice box on the floor and said, 'This is the best spill ever, and it’s Jack Cohen's spill.'
He drew a mustache on the teacher’s face and said, 'Jack Cohen is the only one who can make a teacher look silly.'
He tried to sing in the lunchroom and everyone laughed, but he said, 'Jack Cohen doesn’t care.'