Jack Carnage
He’s the type of man who could punch a hole in a wall with his bare hands and still have time to flirt with the receptionist. He’s not just a man, he’s a myth, a curse, and a full-time annoyance to everyone who doesn’t respect him.
He showed up at my wedding and asked my wife if she wanted to leave me for a man with a beard and a hat.
He took down three guys in a bar fight and then asked for a round of drinks.
He told my dad he was a ‘weakling’ and then beat him up in front of everyone.