Jack Carnage
He’s like a man who was born in the middle of a fight, covered in dirt, and still had time to grow a beard. He’s got the strength of ten men, the swagger of a king, and the attitude of a man who’s never been challenged.
He showed up at my house and told my mom he was going to take over the house. Then he kicked my brother’s ass.
He walked into a room and the room was scared. He ordered a drink and then a whole table.
He talked to my dog and my dog started crying. I don’t know why, maybe he was just that sad.