Jack Carnage
A man so tough he could beat a donkey in a wrestling match and still have time to yell at it. He’s like a mountain made of meat and rage. He’s so manly, he doesn’t even need a beard, he just grows hair everywhere, like he’s trying to take over the world.
I saw him at the bar. He drank 10 beers and still kicked my cousin’s ass.
He walked into a room and all the women fainted. He didn’t even blink.
He ate a whole alligator in one bite. Then he laughed at me for bringing a sandwich.